Symptoms of video game addiction!
Has your eye power increased to minus 6? Do you own hundreds of useless games? Here are the symptoms through which you can know wether or not you are a video game addict: -
1. Do you have more Mario tattoos than there are versions of the game?
2. Have you ever taken a gameboy advance to a funeral?
3. Have you ever put of dialing an emergency number like 911 just to finish a game of Crash Bandicoot?
4. Have you learnt how to shave without using your hands? (So that you can play while shaving)
5. Are you currently stalking any Japanese game designers with weird names like Yoshimoto Janakito?
6. Do you own more memory cards than legos?
7. Does your longstanding life dream include an extreme sega makeover? (To make yourself look like Sonic)
8. Did you ever camp out in front of a video game store just to be the first to buy a game no one else wanted?
9. Is your iPod filled with nothing but 1000 hours of video game sound effects?
10. Have you ever used a Sims character as a personal reference?
11. Have you installed surround sound on a handheld game?
12. Have you ever killed an executive of a video game company just because they dont make your favourite game like 'Asshole Fighter I'm a Zero 2'?
If you have these symptoms, then what the f*** are you doing reading this? Go to your nearest psychiarist for God's sake!

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