The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken

Here they are. The thoughts of one of the biggest wierdos in the world while he was having his mug shot photo taken: -

1. Ha! The joke's on you cops! I'm not gonna look anything like this two months from now!
2. That policeman over there is cute! Wonder if he has a son?
3. This bad lighting and cheap camera are gonna make me look like a freak!
4. Oh, great! Another $20 million in hush money I've gotta come up with! Guess I'll have to sell off a few more Beatles songs for TV commercials!
5. Did I remember to turn off the ferris wheel before I left home?

Well, I hope this will give you an outlook into the mind of the Afro-Caucasian-Mutant who lost his marbles a little more than a decade ago.