What CEOs actually think about their corporate "mission statements."

Microsoft - "Your Potential. Our Passion." Yep, that's the "mission statement" of a company that's developed XP which is definitely helping hackers to develop their passion!!! Here are what CEOs actually think about their corporate "mission statements" told the truth!!! : -

1. Saks Fifth Avenue
"Our aim is to sell clothing so hideously overpriced that even a famous actress like Drew Barrymore has to shoplift from us."

2. KFC
"Our CEOs name is Rooster Murga Tandoori. He likes chicken and so do you, you idiots, wasting your money on nothing but chicken that you need to buy and then fry in oil."

3. Death Row Records
"Our aim is to effectively foster an environment of assertive creativity, whereby rappers are provided with a nurturing and judgement-free atmosphere to freely voice their opinion on bitches and ho's."

4. Coca Cola
"See what Pepsi's doing. Do that."

5. Pepsi
"See what Coke's doing. Do that."

6. Red Bull
"Our mission is to market our dangerously hyper-caffinated drink with a not-so-subtle but untrue message that the drinker will get high."

7. McDonalds
"Our mission is to give to you cheese, chicken, beef, cheese, chicken, beef, cheese, chicken, beef. Then we start salads. Then after you get your arteries blocked, we make you friends with Bill CLinton who still has 10,000 discount
coupons."

8. The Indian National Cricket Team
"We'll give you a brilliant win. Eventually. Maybe. Maybe not. What? We lost to Bangladesh by 125 runs? Okay, we suck."