It's a comedy, it's a drama, it's a reality show!

You know, these days, the comedies are getting dramatic, the reality shows are getting, well, less real! But, there are telltale signs to diffrentiate between them. Here they are: -

Comedy - When someone gets sick from eating too much
Drama - When someone gets sick from eating too little
Reality Show - When someone gets sick from eating frog testicles

Comedy - If she keeps the baby
Drama - If she aborts it
Reality Show - If there are cameras in the room either way

Comedy - When the hookers are personable and gorgeous
Drama - When the hookers are gorgeous and murderable
Reality Show - When the hookers are ugly and missing teeth

Comedy - When the cops are buffoons
Drama - When the cops are corrupt
Reality Show - When the cops are involved in high speed chases of shirtless drunk men

Comedy - If dreams of meeting a wife/husband come true
Drama - If dreams of meeting a wife/husband come with complications
Reality Show - If dreams of meeting a wife/husband come with an elimination round

Comedy - When the gay guy gets the best lines
Drama - When the gay guy gets the cold shoulder
Reality Show - When you have to guess who the gay guy is

This should help you when you turn on your television.