Eminem's favourite rap

Your crew has got no case, this here is my showcase
Your brain is so slow-paced, you'd look at Barbie's face!
And my tone never changes while I act deranged
But that ain't strange 'cause I've got zero range!
I'm just playing me, but who else could I be?
Can't you see I'm just a MTV refugee?
So I curse and whine, but it's all by design
When your standards decline, then you chumps are all mine!

I act pissed and irate, and it sells real great
You relate to my hate and the rhymes I create!
I rap about strife and my witch-bitch ex wife
But never about your miserable life!
And you think that's unfiar? Well, I don't really care!
I ain't one to share and got no tears to spare!
So you had a lousy childhood too? That sucks!
To hell I've learned what a fortune can do! Big bucks!

Yeah, I'm far above you but make no mistake
The trick is how to cash in on my heartbreak!
Last month my limo was eight minutes late
And they just raised all the taxes on my real estate!
You say, "Slim is just like me, I think we could hang!"
Not when I've got playmates to bang!
So if you don't like that my story's not true,
Just remember, you f***ing loser, who paid to see who?